Do You Want To Be Extremely Happy
I know.
Filipinos are already a happy bunch of people, and we're so funny.
Just Check out our "Only in the Philippines" Humor
STUDENT LATE IN CLASS
Teacher : Why are you late John?
John : Because of a sign down the road ma'am
Teacher : What does a sign have to do with you being late?
John : The sign said " School Ahead , Slow Down "
THE PERFECT SON
Maria : I have the perfect son.
Martha : Does he smoke?
Maria : No he Doesn't.
Martha : Does he drink whiskey?
Maria : No he Doesn't.
Martha : Does he ever come home late?
Maria : No he Doesn't.
Martha : I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
Maria : He will be six month old next wednesday.
BOY'S AND GIRL'S
Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?
Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.
Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.
Don't Worry , Be Happy Quotes
- Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky.
- Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognize how good things really are.
- Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude.
- Your greatest gift to others is to be happy and to radiate your happiness to the entire world.
- As a happy person, you radiate happiness to the world.
Visualize your light radiating throughout the world,
passing from person to person until it encircles the globe. - For a happy marriage, love and accept your spouse just the way they are.
ENJOY YOUR SELF YOUR LIFE WITH HAPPINESS
BE HAPPY
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